Bobby Sunshine for President
Recently, DJ, humorist and liberal crusader, Bobby Sunshine announced his candidacy for President of the United States. Mr. Sunshine...
Cheerios are actually a terrible bio-hazard!
Cheerios are now labeled as a level 967.00569848 billion negative 100 biohazard. This is due to the mysterious "ingredients" mixed into...
THE FIRST EVER YESTERDAY NEWS VIDEO
The very first Yesterday News video was published today, thanks to these two random children. It was deemed "a work of art" by The...
The Beginning of Torture: School
School starts tomorrow. But here is the real story: Yesterday News has started a new school options course: Writing for Yesterday news....
Jabberwock Defolberated!
"Wither a Jabberwock defolberated iddy thy florbus. Woth did he diddy the doddle" Those were the fabulous words of of Himburggh...
THE END IS NIGH
11/9 was an inside job. If you are confused, I go by day/month/year. But that's beside the point. The steal beams didn't need to be...
A survey was made, leaving us with these mind blowing results!
I conducted this survey recently, and the results were freaky-deaky. I never would have expected these kinds of results for such normal...
Student arrested for crappy photo shop
A grade 8 child was arrested from creating the monstrosity depicted above. The person was permanently banned from the USA, and there were...
Man Trapped In Website Article!
W-wait... it worked? HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE! I"M TRAPPED HERE - Apparently a man was trapped inside of a website article! We don't know...
Watermelons raining from sky
WATERMELONS HAVE STARTED TO RAIN FROM THE SKY IN 'MURICA! They're falling down and hitting doges in the face, help save the doges, donate...
