Man Trapped In Website Article!

W-wait... it worked? HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE! I"M TRAPPED HERE - Apparently a man was trapped inside of a website article! We don't know where he is or how to get him out but - Actually I'm fine. There are some very, interesting, websites that I can be apart of here... - we believed he may have actually spontaneously combusted. We've decided to sue McDonalds because of this.