A survey was made, leaving us with these mind blowing results!

I conducted this survey recently, and the results were freaky-deaky. I never would have expected these kinds of results for such normal questions. Each person has a nickname due to safety reasons. And, if you're wondering, these are real answers by real people. I did not interview myself. I had to use some nicknames to hide people's identities, but some people didn't want nicknames. I mean, who wants to be named Nick? Let's start with what the questions were, and I will number them from 1-5 with the answers later on. So, without further ado, here are the questions, followed by the results.

Question 1: What are your thoughts about the Illuminati?

Question 2: Are you a member of the Illuminati?

Question 3: What are your thoughts on Barack Obama being the leader of the Illuminati?

Question 4: If you could join the Illuminati, would you?

Question 5: Are you currently being mind controlled by the Illuminati?

Anonymous

1: It's a triangle.

2: Maybe.

3: It fits.

4: Maybe.

5: Maybe.

Falling Doom

1: It's very interesting.

2: I know people who have access to the Illuminati.

3: Barack Obama is black. I'm not being racist, it's just a fact.

4: Nah, I'm too lazy.

5: I cannot confirm or deny that statement.

Peppelami

1: It is very Illuminati.

2: Maybe I am, but maybe you are.

3: As long as Donald Trump isn't.

4: But I'm already part of the Illuminati. Wait... No I'm not... Totally...

5: Yes, I am! Send help! No, I'm not.

Four Minutes Left

1: They're confirmed.

2: I am not obliged to tell you that.

3: I think a white guy should be the leader of the Illuminati. Barack Obama is okay, but he can't hide very well. I think Donald Trump should be the leader.

4: Is that really a question? I'd be a better leader than Barack Obama. Donald Trump would be an okay leader, but yes.

5: Code 721345 reporting for duty, sir.

Aydin the Fabulous Wizard

1: No comment.

2: No comment. Nova ortus terum. I am, but I'm not going to say that I'm not. No I am not. No comment because I don't want them to go after me.

3: It is very possible. They are coming for us.

4: This is off the books. They are coming for my family. I had to join the Illuminati. No! What are you doing? Stop writing!

5: Do you think I would be speaking against them if I was? Do you think they would be after me if I was? No!

Tequila Can-Can Wolf Gallop

1: Oooooooohhhhhmmmmm... They're headquarters are in the U.S.A...

2: No, but Aydin the Fabulous Wizard is. I go to their weekly meetings. He is in there.

3: Uh, I think it's cool because they are going after Aydin the Fabulous Wizard. Thanks, Obama.

4: Uhm, sure, if I could command a unit to destroy Aydin the Fabulous Wizard.

5: No.

Doctor Cledus Clyde

1: I believe that they are an organization of mystery. Out of everything, the only way to stop them is with Yesterday News.

2: No comment. Let's just say that I know the Illuminati.

3: I believe that much like Schrödinger's cat. Barack Obama is or is not the head of the Illuminati.

4: No comment.

5: Not yet.

Poodle Fish

1: When I hear the Illuminati, I hear triangles.

2: No. I strongly disagree with the Illuminati.

3: I think that at this point, anything is possible.

4: Only if my life depended on it.

5: They won't let me tell you.

Johnny Bahawa

1: Lame.

2: No.

3: Uhhhhh... You're looking at the wrong person.

4: No. If I were being paid, then yes.

5: I don't know... It tickles.

Hi Mom

1: They're dead, because every single member was executed by the Bulgarian Monarch.

2: Nope.

3: Shullbit.

4: No

5: No